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EFAP#241
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A Complete Breakdown of The Flash

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17th June 2023

5:27:55

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Colin Sanders

Metalcommander

The Meme Repository

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Full Breakdown and discussion of The Flash.
 

EFAP#242
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The MEMEFAP XV

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24th June 2023

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EFAP#243
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A Complete Breakdown of Indiana Jones & The Dial of Destiny

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1st July 2023

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Full Breakdown and discussion of Indiana Jones & The Dial of Destiny.

EFAP#244
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A Complete Breakdown of Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning

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15th July 2023

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Lil Platoon

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Full Breakdown and discussion of Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning.

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The MEMEFAP XVI

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24th July 2023

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DasBoSchitt

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EFAP#246
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A Complete Breakdown of Secret Invasion

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29th July 2023

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Jedi Brooks

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Breakdown & discussion of the latest Marvel show: Secret Invasion

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The React Wars: Age of xQc

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Checking out the quality of another streamer that usually resembles a chair: xQc
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Talking to YourMovieSucks about his criticism of The Critical Drinker

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11th August 2023

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YMS Criticizes the Critical Drinker - YMS Highlights
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The React Wars - xQc VS. Ethan Klein - BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

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16th August 2023

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Checking out xQc verses Ethan Klein
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EFAP#250-1

The Fifth Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame - Covering Everything with Everyone - Part 1

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(15:16 - 1:53:56) *Video One*
You Didn't Finish The Game (The Jimquisition) by Jim Sterling (Aka: Jim Big Bald Mad)

  • (18:42) "Whenever a controversial review comes out, and a fandom gets mad, which it always does, because the fanbase is fucking exhausting."

  • (28:01) "I’m here to point out the tactical stupidity of using that concept [Reviewers need to finish video games] to defend a videogame from a big mean reviewer what didn’t like it."

  • (32:46) "This argument is treated by many fandoms as the ultimate gotcha, the holy grail of self-soothing justice - if they can prove a reviewer didn’t finish a game, or just convince themself of it, they can discredit said review completely."

  • (42:36) "If they got what they wanted and they forced every reviewer to play every game to thorough completion, it would be far more likely to lower a score than raise it."

(44:43) Quick Opinions on Hill House, Bly Manor & Midnight Mass

  • (45:37) "You can’t improve someone’s opinion of something by cramming it down their throat."

  • (56:58) "The further I got into it [Boltgun], the more tired I became, the more its little minor flaws began to bug me, and the lower my opinion sank."

(59:30) Linus Tech Tips Drama / SOMA Reviews / Resident Evil 4 Remake / Gollum

(1:06:16) Darkest Dungeon 1 & 2 changes / Theo throws a wrench

  • (1:15:06) "Then I kept playing, [Redfall] I kept playing until I found out how fucking repetitive it was."

(1:21:08) Breath of the Wild / Scores / Bias & Reviews

(1:26:58) Rags solves a personal mystery

(1:34:54) Indigo Gaming gives rare IGN praise

(1:37:01)  He-Man characters, Rags loves them!

  • (1:39:41) "I could show them a 100% completed save file and it wouldn’t make a difference, they’d find something else."

  • (1:50:34) "And they will claim anything, no matter how unreasonably, to chop up some onions, dip that reality in gravy, and shove it down your fucking throat."

  • (1:50:59) "It's not about whether the reviewer spent enough arbitrary time in the game before giving their opinion in a review that ultimately won't matter."

(1:57:21 - 4:28:05) *Video Two*
You Don't Need To Finish Games by GC Vazquez (Aka: Breaking Theos Soul... again)

(1:57:53) Theo realizing what kind of video this will be

  • (1:58:43) "Time constraints I had as a child when it came to playing games sparked a very early obsession with finishing them. Before the 5-day period was up, I. Had. To. Beat. That. Game."

  • (1:59:10) "I needed to make sure I could keep up with the kids at school, I couldn’t lose to Lewis and his uncle at Nintendo, telling him how to unlock dragon Kazooie. Cheating Scumbag."

  • (2:00:17) "The resource constraints (and misunderstanding of ethical pirating) I had as a teenager when it came to playing games sparked an adolescent obsession with finishing them. Because any game would take a week to download, I. Had. To. Beat. That. Game."

(2:03:09) Borrowing games / Used games & Devs / One-time game codes

  • (2:07:31) "I bought these games, and I needed to squeeze every dollar out of them. Because they burned a huge hole in my wallet, I. Had. To. Beat. Those. Games."

  • (2:10:42) "The desperate need for approval I had as an adult sparked a consuming obsession with finishing games. Before I could talk about it in a thoughtful, powerful way I. Had. To. Beat. That. Game."

(2:16:18) Narrow streets vibing / World design in games / Shenmue coolness

  • (2:18:55) "So eventually, one existential crisis after another, you start learning a lot about yourself."

  • (2:21:17) "I’ve done a lot of thinking. Figured some of it out. If you’ve ever experienced something like those scenarios from my own life, I have something important to tell you: You Don’t Need To Finish That Game." *End me now.*

(2:24:19) Video game play order / Dark Souls recommendation

  • (2:32:14) "From a very young age, we’re taught video games need to be finished before we deserve to have another one."

  • (2:37:15) "Knowing more about a video game than someone else when you’re ten years-old is like being Christ reborn in the minds of other children."

  • (2:52:41) "You lose the sense of belonging in your social circles when all your friends are talking about a game you haven’t played yet, or when everyone’s getting on Xbox live to play Gears 3’s horde mode...but you don’t have it."

(2:56:13) Just play games you enjoy! / Shad throws a spanner! / Skarm – Rags confused

  • (3:05:30) "If you didn’t beat Red Dead Redemption in the two weeks it came out, your friends were already moving on to something else."
    (3:09:47) "Beating games had gone from making you cool, to being accepted."

  • (3:15:00) "But...what’s the point in buying and playing games if you don’t...beat them...right?"

(3:17:50) Theos Prediction

  • (3:18:12) "If you ask me, the presence of a backlog implies we’ve never grown out of our childhood habits."

(3:31:10) Adam & Sitch cringe

(3:32:14) Completionists / Trophies/Achievements / Refund policies

  • (3:50:37) "Now that we’re older, does it really matter if you know every secret or cool fact about a game?"

  • (3:56:08) "Aren’t we fully aware we’ll never be able to play every game in existence and lead healthy functional lives at the same time?"

(3:58:22) The greatness of TotalBiscuit (Check him out! It's an order.)

(4:02:56) The Rey Film / Andor / Star Wars

  • (4:10:08) "Being someone who talks and thinks a lot about this stuff for the sake of making videos, you’d assume I’m acting like I’ve liberated myself from the clutches of nefarious marketing strategies, and toxic gaming culture. Not true. My need to beat games is the worst it’s ever been."

  • (4:24:32) "I think, to an extent, we’re all scared of being wrong about how we feel. And I don’t think we should be."

(4:27:34) Theos Prediction - The result

(4:36:17 - 7:13:44) *Video Three*
The Trolley Problem Is A Joke by Wisecrack (Aka: Oh no... He's Retarded... Again)

  • (4:50:16) "Guys it sucks to say this but a self-driving car is definitely going to kill someone at some point because of a programmer's Wikipedia level understanding of Ethics."

(4:56:48) Mauler sends Metal to bed

(5:00:10) Frog Bowling & Adventures in Bowling.

(5:09:14) And now a BetterHelp ad.

  • (5:15:24) "Some philosophers would end the video right now by answering the question what is the trolley problem good for with a resounding absolutely nothing."

  • (5:19:53) "In other words, you can't do ethics hypothetically."

(5:36:55) Trolley problem but with animals!

(5:53:22) Doggo gets the save

(5:57:29) Talking about the article from the video (Found here)

  • (6:03:30) "In other, other words the trolley problem itself is some real sicko shit."

  • (6:12:21) "The trolley problem is less about ethics and more about training future technocrats to pick how many of us it's okay to kill with their cool new products."

(6:44:24) Talking about Phillipa Foots 1967 paper (Found here)

  • (6:57:12) "In a life-or-death trolley problem situation, which to be clear we are all very unlikely to ever experience."

  • (6:59:52) "Ultimately ethics can't rely on calculations about what might or might not happen in an imagined future."

  • (7:04:24) "It's much more useful in trying to think about how to ethically exist in our actual world."

  • (7:06:36) "Is there still a place for the trolley problem in the philosophy 101 classes of the world or is it too abstract to help us think ethically?"

(7:13:53- 8:46:54) *Video Break*
Checking out some Trolley problems (Play here on mobile)
 


(7:14:04) Level 1 - The Original: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 people. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, killing 1 person instead. What do you do?
(7:15:11) Level 2 - Four People: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 people. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, killing 4 people instead. What do you do? 
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7:16:38) Level 3 - Life Savings: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 people. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, but then your life savings will be destroyed. What do you do? 
(7:18:07) Level 4 - You: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 people. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, sacrificing yourself instead. What do you do? 
(7:19:18) Level 5 - Priceless Painting: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 people. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, but then the original copy of the Mona Lisa will be destroyed. What do you do?
(7:21:33) Level 6 - Bribes: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards a rich man. The rich man offers you $500,000 to pull the lever, which would divert the trolley and kill someone else. What do you do?
(7:29:39) Level 7 - Levels of sentience: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 lobsters. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, running over a cat instead. What do you do?
(7:30:20) Level 8 - Sleeping: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 people who are sleeping and won't feel pain. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, running over someone who is wide awake instead. What do you do?
(7:32:44) Level 9 - Personal Choices: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 people who tied themselves to the track. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, killing 1 person who accidentally tripped onto the track instead. What do you do?
(7:40:47) Level 10 - Mercy: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 people. The lever just speeds up the trolley, which might make it less painful. What do you do? 
(7:43:30) Level 11 - Minor Inconvenience: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards one guy. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, but then your Amazon package will be late. What do you do?
(7:44:00) Level 12 - Best Friend: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards your best friend. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, killing 5 strangers instead. What do you do?
(7:45:43) Level 13 - Can't See: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 people. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, killing 1 person instead. At least, that's what you think is happening. You forgot your glasses and can't see that well. What do you do? 
(7:47:50) Level 14 - Cousins: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards one of your first cousins. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, killing 3 of your second cousins instead. What do you do?
(7:48:38) Level 15 - Age: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 elderly people. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, running over a baby instead. What do you do?
(7:53:19) Level 16 - Clones: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 identical clones of you. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, sacrificing yourself instead. What do you do?
(8:02:29) Level 17 - Mystery Box: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards a mystery box with a 50% chance of containing two people. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, hitting a mystery box with a 10% chance of 10 people instead. What do you do?
(8:06:23) Level 18 - I am Robot: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 sentient robots. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, killing 1 human instead. What do you do?
(8:18:57) Level 19 - Economic Damage: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 3 empty trolleys worth $900,000. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, hitting 1 empty trolley worth $300,000 instead. What do you do? 
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8:19:39) Level 20 - External costs: Oh no! A trolley is releasing 100kg of C02 per year which will kill 5 people over 30 years. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, hitting a brick wall and decommissioning the trolley. What do you do?
(8:22:25) Level 21 - Reincarnation: Oh no! You're a reincarnated being who will eventually be reincarnated as every person in this classic trolley problem. What do you do? 
(8:24:22) Level 22 - Harmless Prank?: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards nothing, but you kinda want to prank the trolley driver. What do you do?
(8:25:12) Level 23 - Citizens: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards a good citizen. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, running over someone who litters instead. What do you do?
(8:26:53) Level 24 - Eternity: Oh no! Due to a construction error, a trolley is stuck in an eternal loop. If you pull the lever the trolley will explode, and if you don't the trolley and its passengers will go in circles for eternity. What do you do?
(8:28:33) Level 25 - Enemy: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards your worst enemy. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley and save them, or you can do nothing and no one will ever know. What do you do?
(8:30:26) Level 26 - Lifespan: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards a person and will lower their lifespan by 50 years. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley and lower the lifespan of 5 people by 10 years each instead. What do you do?
(8:33:25) Level 27 - Time Machine: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 people. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, sending the trolley into the future to kill 5 people 100 years from now. What do you do?
(8:46:05) Level 28 - Free Will: Oh no! A trolley is playing out before you. Do you actually have a choice in this situation? Or has everything been predetermined since the universe began?

 

(8:48:55- 11:13:36) *Video Four*
Plot armour is good (sometimes) | On Writing by Hello Future Me (Aka: Learn Visuals & Structure )

  • (9:10:21) "It's part of the charm of these fictional worlds where there's this purpose and poetry to death that we don't get in real life."

(9:11:21) Star Wars or EFAP? / Rian or JJ Trilogy / Rian Johnson reading (Here)

(9:25:27) Games of Thrones / Film endings, Sitches media taste

(9:39:12) Does John Wick have plot armour? / Stormtrooper fail

(9:57:52) Annihilation Bear Stupid / Anime talk

  • (10:02:11) "The hero just blitzes through thousands of minions with lives and dreams of their own but the moment they get to the killing genocidal maniac at the top suddenly oh I can't do it I’ll be no better than the bad guy."

(10:07:27) Last of Us 2 / GoT eyes

  • (10:11:42) "Sometimes there's this like anti-plot armour and I love it when this happens in a story where characters who are meant to be safe you know it's a lighter tone and they're killed in a really shocking way."

(10:13:06) Zoomception. / Power Rangers

  • (10:28:59) "Number two you've got to use different sources of tension than just will they survive legend of Korra is really damn good at this."

  • (10:29:59) "In season two she loses access to the previous avatars throwing her identity as the avatar into question and giving us a permanent real devastating consequence."

  • (10:30:10) "In season three and four that they start to really draw attention from whether or not she'll get hurt or die and the thing Is they make good on that threat Korra gets crippled and that's to say nothing of her mental stability which she is constantly fighting."

(10:30:25) How did you feel about that section E;R?

  • (10:43:01) "Like a character dying is bad but I want them to be happy in their life as well and it's a lot more believable that they end up miserable."

(10:59:19) EFAP starts to get Sus about the video

  • (11:07:53) "Plot armour usually comes about because the audience doesn't buy into the type of tension you're relying on, show the character can lose in many ways and give the story a different source of tension then will they survive."

(11:09:23) EFAP - The Secret of Mario's Jump (Part 2!)

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EFAP#250-2

The Fifth Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame - Covering Everything with Everyone - Part 2

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(7:51) E;Rs cup commits suicide

  • (9:28) "It's not an Ant-Man movie so much as it is another Marvel movie that happens to feature Ant-Man."

  • (24:54) "The couple low ranking people I know at Warner's have told me that there is an ex-dc wars person now pulling the strings at Marvel. A person you have heard of so even though it may get me in trouble I'm gonna do a Filmento exclusive expose of who that is at the end though because I don't want to get in too much trouble and because in order for that exposure to make sense my cash grab argument has to make sense first."

 

(41:44) Discord tisms, save them Singapore

  • (47:27) "He's like a stick in a river carried wherever Marvel wants the river to go."

  • (55:12) "The master thief Scott as a person has no value in the story and that the story isn't in any way built on him aside from the fact that he has this gimmick of being Ant-Man."

(1:03:28) E;R Sleeps

  • (1:07:11) "Clearly Scott is in this movie only because he's Ant-Man and because Ant-Man is a property Marvel can use to make a movie, which. they. did."

(1:21:25) Sudden mystery DC mole ruining Marvel person appears, WHO WILL IT BE?

  • (1:23:57) "This movie could be called Iron Man Quantumania and be the same which defeats the purpose of it actually being Ant-Man Quantumania."

(1:27:23) Another appearance from mystery DC mole! / Ghost Hunters / Big Foot / Animal Planet / Gator Time

  • (1:41:17) "Use the specialty of your movie to do things that no one other than you can do."

  • (1:51:12) "Everything here revolves around Kang, which you know itself isn't a bad idea you want to build up your new villain yeah but the problem is that it's done via someone else's movie."

  • (2:10:20) "The hero isn't allowed to be the hero and where the villain is too shallow to carry the load either to the point of becoming yet another mandatory blue Marvel CGI power villain trying to end the universe."

(2:19:45) EFAP - The Secret of Mario's Jump (Part 3!)

  • (2:46:29) "The rise of this style of humour is generally traced back to Joss Whedon the now disgraced writer director who helped to popularize this style with his television work on Buffy and Firefly."

  • (2:59:44) "But by the end it feels the need to end on this light-hearted moment from Tony Stark that it shows us he's not really mad at Captain America."

(3:23:40) The cast find out what they are covering next

(3:27:10 - 3:41:47) *Video Seven*
(From 29:43)  The Lion King (2019) - Nostalgia Critic
 by Channel Awesome (Aka: A Very Painful Skit)

  • (3:27:20"Most people just see it as a harmless kids film but look at it this way, selling drugs to kids makes you money too but it's still wrong. This is like creative drugs instead of killing brain cells they kill originality."

(3:32:29) Noouuuugh / Evil Mauler laugh

  • (3:36:40"Do you understand now buster; I think so in order to be a cash cow you have to give the people what they want; even if what they want is bullshit."

(3:40:21) "I am the cash cow; and I’m Batman."

(3:45:02) Weekend Warrior asks if he can walk his doggo

(3:46:35) "E;R" makes an anime noise

(3:47:26 - 5:37:15) *Video Eight*
The “BAD” MOVIE Trend
 by Schnee (Aka: Put all the words on screen!)

  • (3:47:32) "There's a moment in the Super Mario Brothers movie when they're planning something about fighting Bowser how do we do X what's the plan and then the answer is: KARTS."

*Goddamn words everywhere!* (Editors note: I was going to take a screenshot each time he put words up on the screen but I had 35 by the 2 minute mark... so fuck that. Here's a selection instead ^^.)

  • (4:32:49) "There's no rules and movies don't need to be primarily about telling a story."

  • (4:37:12) "If you want to show how an Inuit family survives the winter do that and if you want to just do a bunch of fun Mario theme scenes and game elements with story from functioning basically as scotch tape to make it feel like one big thing, you are welcome to do that as well if audience wants to see it more power to you these are not bad movies, they're bad stories, they're bad stories, but if story is not the top priority it won't ruin the movie why would it because actually if you're thinking about it's not even that these are bad stories."

  • (4:48:18) "A soundtrack's job is to just hang in the background it is to be filler and then to jump out at certain points and do music things and make us feel music things, exactly the same with story in these movies it is filler it is supposed to be in the background to not make noise to not make us feel things and then at certain points it jumps out and does story things."

  • (5:03:08) "In comedies we do not care if the story is weak as long as it helps the funny."

  • (5:08:12) "When I think about formulaic storytelling I think about Blue's Clues."

  • (5:21:44) "Okay to sum up there are six categories I've talked about today six types of enjoyment of "bad" movies."

  • (5:32:17) "It's just art changing which art will always do and if we're being honest, it's actually one of the greatest things about art that it can mold to basically whatever humans wanted to be."

  • (5:34:32) E;R Snore

  • (5:38:44) Oh Noughhhh!

  • (5:44:29) Vinyl plug / Fixing next video

  • (5:46:24) Cosmic Racism Scale

(5:50:45) ShortFatOtaku kicks himself, Chud Logic wins

  • (6:13:39) "Writer director James Gunn knew there was no way out for rick, so he solved the problem with some random bullshit happening and you'd be wrong because immediately after the ceiling falls rick and peacemaker get up and start fighting."

  • (6:15:47) "This plot beat on paper is exactly the same as it would have been if the ceiling hadn't fallen but no, we just had to do this cool fight scene even if it liquefied any sense of character agency."

  • (6:21:52) "This movie masquerades as an anyone can die a movie but that's only for the first act after that opening battle where Jai Courtney gets helicoptered, our main characters are locked in and those bullets knives tentacles whatever they all miss until the right time."

  • (6:44:21) "Great rewatchable action films don't just leave the drama at the door as soon as the action starts they let the drama inform the action."

(6:58:17) E;R gets kicked

  • (7:10:14) "People can have spontaneous lapses in judgment, people can get hit by stray bullets, people can die of aneurysms for no reason at all, but not characters at least not the ones we agree are good."

  • (7:13:08) "The biggest problem with the walking dead is that its action is too realistic and I don't mean it's too graphic or too lifelike in any aesthetic sense I mean when a group of characters is attacked the writers sometimes just kill one off at random."

  • (7:17:59) "I can't think of a greater way to disrespect the character than to kill them or spare them from death for a reason that has nothing to do with their character."

  • (7:27:37) "That my friends is why I don't like realistic unpredictable violence in media because that unpredictability is just the back door for the writer to personally enter the story and play god, taking agency away from characters at moments when their choices should be front and center."

  • (7:30:07) "Intellectual investments do not have intellectual returns."

*Note* Pinned comment on the video covered for a bit of context about his thoughts

(7:35:30 - 0000) *Video Ten*
We Killed The Multiverse
 by HiTop Films (Aka: JUST END ME... )

(7:35:40) ShortFatOtaku disappoints everyone and gets shamed

  • (7:37:39) "Hollywood saw the potential to get our money and we took the bait fish on a hook ready to be fried."

  • (7:43:20) "The possibility that we dreamed of; nothing is ever as powerful as our dreams." *Why you such a Cabbage Hi-Top?*

  • (7:47:35) "How is there already multiversal fatigue? I think we happened I think we are the problem."

(7:56:53) But before we get into the video... It's yah boi...

  • (8:13:34) "All of the potential to create imagery, create emotion, create something that we haven't seen in a superhero movie before. Imagine a mere Dimension depicted on film."

  • (8:34:02) "I'm not sure we were ready that Peter was ready to meet two Spider-Man that have faced that have loved and lost so many times over when he himself had yet to learn or relearn that with great power comes great responsibility, and who, only learned that because someone else's villain someone else's Idol turned victim got dragged into another Universe."

  • (8:44:49) "Why, in the middle of a Doctor Strange movie about trying to find happiness, is Patrick Stewart there to get his neck snapped?"

  • (8:47:00) "In what Universal reality does he [Doctor Strange] remain a selfless hero instead of a hubris filled World Ender and what reality can he be that hero and also be happy."

(9:04:27) Rags doesn't buy bread, but sometimes gets it coincidentally

  • (9:05:13) "As soon as Deadpool 3 opens with Logan rising from the dead or the secret  Wars trailer ends with an AI generated Andrew Garfield voice over the crisis on infinite Earth's movie has a Bale Batman Cameo we will be in the theatre dreaming of a reality many realities that will never meet our expectations it's a lame dick Joke."

  • (9:09:20) "because soy boys like me can't get over Sam Raimi's Spider-Man"

  • (9:10:52) "When I was 12 me and my nerdy friends would joke about who would win in a fight Keaton or Bales Batman we would dream of seeing Andrew Garfield take on Toby Maguire laugh at the idea of Lou Ferrigno's Hulk joining forces with Ed Norton's but it was all in jest…"

Memes Shown

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EFAP#250-3

The Fifth Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame - Covering Everything with Everyone - Part 3

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(3:01 - 26:42) *Survey Results*
Checking out the results of The Objectively Subjective EFAP Year 5 Community Survey

(3:05) Which were your favourite EFAP episodes of Year 5?

  • 1st - EFAP #217 - Responding to Synthetic Man and "God of War Ragnarök is NOT a masterpiece" (39.2%)

  • 2nd - EFAP #240 - The Lord of Ring: Gollum Survivors Therapy - Hear directly from the victims (38.3%)

  • 3rd - EFAP #249 - The React Wars - xQc VS. Ethan Klein - BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS (24.6%)

(5:47) Which was your favourite EFAP media reaction this year?

  • 1st - EFAP TV: Reacting to Wings of Redemption VS. Boogie2988 Boxing match (19.5%)

  • 2nd - EFAP Movies #36: Karen (15.7%)

  • 3rd - EFAP Movies #43: The Descent with Director Neil Marshall (15.3%)

(6:51) Who was your favourite new EFAP guest of Year 4?

  • 1st - The Little Platoon (58.4%)

  • 2nd - Disparu (11.9%)

  • 3rd - Nick Rekeita (11.8%)

(8:05) How would you rate this year of EFAP in comparison to earlier years?

  • 1st - About as good as before (53.3%)

  • 2nd - Slightly better than before (30.5%)

  • 3rd - Slightly worse than before (8.3%)

(8:28) If Rags or Fringy got abducted by aliens, who would you most like to become the new third host of EFAP?

(9:30) What are your favourite highlights of Year 5 of EFAP?

  • 1st - Organized Chaos is disappointed Mauler isn't a homophobe [EFAP#218] (36.2%)

  • 2nd - "The Lord of Ring" [EFAP#240] (29.2%)

  • 3rd -  M.O.D.O.K.! [EFAP#226] (28.5%)

(12:50) What were Synthetic Man's most insane points about God of War Ragnarök, gaming and YouTube?

  • 1st - Sindri is a gay groomer who wants to fuck Atreus (33%)

  • 2nd - Light elves vs. dark elves is a metaphor for Ukraine and Russia (30.7%)

  • 3rd - You are a part of "the problem" if you care about dialogue in games (29.6%)

(15:02) How many years have you been following EFAP (rounding to the nearest full number)?

  • 1st - 5 Years (40.7%)

  • 2nd - 4 Years (25%)

  • 3rd - 3 Years (17.4%)

(15:45) Roughly how many of the main EFAP episodes (#201-249) have you consumed this this year?

  • 1st - 80-99% of them (31.8%)

  • 2nd - 60-79% of them (21.4%)

  • 3rd - 100% of them (14.9%)

(16:18) Roughly how much of the EFAP side content (TV, movies, gaming, Superchat streams, etc.) that's come out since #200 have you consumed?

  • 1st - 80-99% of them (27%)

  • 2nd - 60-79% of them (24%)

  • 3rd - 40-59% of them (17.9%)

(16:35) In the past year, have you gone out of your way to consume a piece of primary media (movie, game, show, whatever) because EFAP recommended it for its quality?

  • Yes (83%)

  • No (17%)

(17:03) In the past year, have you gone out of your way to consume a bad piece of primary media because EFAP was covering it and you wanted context?

  • Yes (39.3%)

  • No (60.7%)

(17:16) Which of these types of EFAP episodes would you like to see MORE of?

  • 1st - Responding to YouTube videos (73.4%)

  • 2nd - Positive breakdowns of media (65%)

  • 3rd - Negative breakdowns of media (48.2%)

(18:42) Which of these types of EFAP episodes would you like to see LESS of?

  • 1st - I don't want to see less of any (41.5%)

  • 2nd - Debates (29.5%)

  • 3rd -  Shorter reviews of multiple movies (13.4%)

(19:21) How healthy is your media diet?

  • 1st - Mixed: I sometimes consume obscure stuff (54.5%)

  • 2nd - Very healthy: I consume a wide spectrum of media, both commercial and artsy (19.4%)

  • 3rd - Fasting: I barely consume media (13.3%)

(20:09) How good was Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 on a scale of 1-10? (only answer if you've seen it yourself)

  • 1st - 4 out of 10 (20.8%)

  • 2nd - 5 out of 10 (19.6%)

  • 3rd - 6 our of 10 (18.3%)

(20:37) Which is true?

  • Giraffes are horse-like (87.4%)

  • Horses are giraffe-like (12.6%)

(21:08) What's the BEST rat to come out since EFAP #200?

  • 1st - Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (49.9%)

  • 2nd - Andor (41.6%)

  • 3rd - God of War Ragnarök (41.5%)

(22:45) What's the WORST rat to come out since EFAP #200?

  • 1st - She-Hulk Season 1 (65.4%)

  • 2nd - The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Season 1 (55.6%)

  • 3rd - Velma Season 1 (47.4%)

(23:47) What rat since EFAP #200 was the BIGGEST LET-DOWN?

  • 1st - Guardians of the Galaxy 3 (32.8%)

  • 2nd - Mission Impossible 7 (25.5%)

  • 3rd - Scorn (18.5%)

(25:39) Who's your favourite EFAP guest previously voted "best new guest", but who will never appear on EFAP again?

  • 1st - Doomermedia (100%)

(20:30 - 41:13) *Random Videos*
What it’s REALLY like to be a woman in gaming by Sky

#NoRoomForAbuse | The Need For Change in Online Gaming :O by Sky
(Aka: Won't somebody think of the WHAMEN?)

 


Never skip finger day.

(43:20 - 44:04) *Random Video*
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Elijah Woods' Acting In Some Scenes

 

The Lord of The Rings had a star-studded cast. Sparkling performances by the likes of Ian McKellen and Viggo Mortensen made the movies iconic, as they are considered today. However, when rewatching the Lord of The Rings movies, one notices Elijah Woods' acting as Frodo Baggins falters more than once.

There were some awkward moments when Elijah Woods' performance seemed forced and even comical, like when Frodo collapsed after Gandalf sacrificed himself in his battle with Balrog. His acting leaned towards the dramatics of constantly screaming and being in pain, which got old quickly. Elijah Wood was great as Frodo, but some of these moments detracted from his performance.

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Certain Visual Effects Look Clunky

 

All the visual effects and CGI work in The Lord of The Rings movies were groundbreaking, and it won Academy Awards, too. However, when viewed after two decades, certain few scenes look clunky and less than refined, especially since modern-day viewers are used to slick, more realistic CGI.

One particular sequence that stood out was Frodo's fever dream in The Fellowship of the Ring, when he was injured by Nazgûl's Morgul blade. As Frodo dreamed in Rivendell, a translucent Elrond swayed in and out of sight. This particular scene felt jarringly different from the rest of the movie and resembled a bad music video. It looked out-of-place and still feels strange when viewers watch it today.

(47:23 - 1:28:51) *A Terrible Article :D*
10 Ways Lord Of The Rings Has Aged Poorly (Link to Article)

(1:37:14) Fringy attempts Oppenheimer conversation
(1:38:31) JLongbones favourite Anastasia song
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